"Virtual Opossums in your VR Chats."

"It'd be sick to be fiscally secure for a month."

"Want me to do homework and find good indies to play on stream? You give me 100$, I'll find you some good ones."

"My current headset is falling apart."

"Professional Voice Boy Device"

"A friend of mine swears by this one that it's stupid good."

Stoneforged Technology

BEACN

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEAT"

"I want my pirate adventure next year."

"OH BOY! LIMINAL LAND!"

"These are some kickin' shoes."

"A Suitcase Full of Fake Money. The longest con in existence."

"Can't please em all."

HomeTown Riot

"He's just a lil guy!"